Anonymous asked: I was just wondering how do you get the smell of maple syrup out of your microwave.
oh dear friend im sorry i dont know youre pretty fucked
Send it to Canada. They know how to deal with Maple Syrup and Maple Syrup related accidents. If you ARE Canadian and are unsure, God help you.
I MLAUGHING BECAUSE OF HER PONY TAIL
IT JUST POPS UP WHAT THE HECK
Did no one notice that “Danny” was wearing lipstick?
a list of sounds
- high heels clacking on the marble tiles of a church
- a soda can being opened
- a plastic-covered library book being pressed flat, crunching the binding
- a marble rolling on a wooden floor
- wood popping and crackling as it burns
- an orchestra tuning
you have no idea how much I love the orchestra tuning
it’s one of the best things
you can hear these in your head
(Source: boytoad, via melancholicmarionette)
the “doot doot” was a lie
i was looking forward to getting that “doot doot”
i sat in front of the computer…staring at the little envelope icon…instead of studying stuff
because “doot doot”
so to remediate the situation I “doot dooted” in people’s ask anonymously
Maybe that was the point of the post? To get us to Doot-doot one another? :O
Can we talk about how unbelievably adorable Winnie the Pooh is? I mean look at him all snuggled up under his blanket for safety!
Why has he got rifle?
to keep away the heffalumps and woozles you moron
It’s a FRELLING pop-gun, you uncultured swine!
WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!
by throwing it into the harbor
Is that Robin Williams dressed as a colonist?